Dear aka: Cat Drug Cartel;
Really? Like we wouldn't catch on? How could we not know that you put crack in your wet cat food?
I'm super mad about this-- My cats are normally good cats. Quiet, subdued, introspective, self centered.
My dinnertime "here kitty, kitty, kitty" would get a respectable response-- unless they were asleep or busy doing cat stuff, like sleeping.
Yes-- before they were good cats.
Exhibit A: Relaxed Cat
Exhibit B: Laissez-fair Cat
THEN- Frankie got a toothache and dinnertime was torture time when he chewed his food-- and I got the brilliant idea he needed soft cat food ... so I purchased some of your Purina "Friskies".
~Here is my first clue. Friskies is code for Cat Crack. The first time I opened a can they turned into Exhibit C.
Exhibit C: Cat Crack Party House
It is not just my cats, Mr. Purina....I think you are responsible for making a culture of cats super stupid.
Exhibit D: Hip Cat Meme on the Internet
What is this sad cat saying?
"Why you takes my paws away"
Speak proper American kitty grammar here.
Personally, I think this cat is addicted to Friskies.
Step up, Purina and take the crack out of the cat drugs you pawn off as Feline Nutrition .
Case Dismissed...or closed, whatever.